once I caught a fish alive.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10..
then I let it go again. Why did you let it go?
Cause' it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
I lied, it bit my hand instead.
I don't think I will ever understand the people in this world. Not only did someone specificly target me purely because of the way I look, they also felt it was necassary to try and remove my skin with their teeth and try to give me T.B!
Now I'm not sure if this woman (and I'm emphasising woman because I am girl) was a vampire, a werewolf or any other unknown creature, or even if she was at all crazy! But I do genuinley believe she was an entirely normal person, with clearly a LOT of issues.
This is what the lady called out to me on the train. And remember, these are supposed to be insults....
She shouted about the following: me being blonde, orange, tall, spotty and ugly, all of which concluded in me being a slut.
Hmm... yeah, I didn't think there were entry requirements either, but apparently so, and I fit the bill! And so for that reason, I was to feel the wrath of her rage as she charged for me. She originally was going for my face, but of course my height caused a set back for her, so instead she went for the hand (I refer once again to the picture above).
Now, this actually happended almost a year ago now but I needed a dramatic introduction. So Hi, my name's Jade. And apparently, trouble follows me wherever I go....
